Hong Kong Tailor

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Hong Kong must be one of the five most glamorous cities in the world.  If you've never visited Asia, this is a great starting point, since it was after all a British Colony until 20 years ago.  Most people speak English, albeit with a Cantonese accent.

Hong Kong proper is an island on the southern edge of the Chinese mainland.  The Hong Kong Special Administrative Region (S.A.R.) also includes Kowloon and some other smaller cities on the mainland.  The big buildings are on the island, and the Kowloon side belongs to the people.

HK is also one of the best shopping centers in the world.  I lost track of all the designer names I passed in just a couple of blocks along Kowloon's Canton Road.

Recommendation:  for men or women, the finest tailor in HK is Jacky Tam at British Tailors, on Carnavon Street in Kowloon (one block off Nathan Road).  I had two suits and a shirt made for me on this trip.  The fit is impeccable and the material is first rate.  Now, these are not the '4 suits for one hundred dollars' type that you see along Nathan Road - this is the good stuff.  Email Jacky at british_tailors@hongkong.com (there is no website, and that's because they have as much work as they can handle!  I was lucky to be introduced to them).

How to Spend 100 Dollars in Phnom Penh

Thursday, December 10, 2009

This is the first foreign country that I’ve visited where the ATMs actually spit out US Dollars. Apparently they have little faith in their own currency, the riel (at writing, approximately 4,100R=1US). Maybe it’s a convenience thing, who wants to carry 280,000R to the grocery store?




If I thought Siem Reap was crowded and congested, it’s because I had not yet seen Phnom Penh. People walk in the streets… why? Because the tuk tuks, cars, and cycles and stores are all parked on the sidewalks. Crossing the street is tricky business. No one stops, but they will simply weave around you. It is also common to see a family of four on a Vespa-style scooter.

Still, Phnom Penh (I hesitate to abbreviate) is an Asian city, much like other Asian cities in developing Asian countries, with one horrific difference: it was the epicenter of the Khmer Rouge in the late 70’s. In 4 years, Pol Pot and his KR cronies wiped out a third of the Cambodian population in a genocidal frenzy that has not been seen since the Third Reich. Apparently, Pol Pot did not play nice with intelligencia – his main targets were people that were educated, leaving undereducated people to follow his every whim. And, why are most of the laborers in Cambodia women? Because 70% of the population are women, the imbalance created during the bloodbath.


This atrocity is still fresh in the hearts and minds of these people. While teenagers are doing teenage things, like their hair and nails and stylin’, there is an entire generation of middle-aged adults simply missing in action. I brought 100 dollars with me in one dollar bills: within one morning, I had handed them out to children and landmine victims.

You might think that this place is destitute and impoverished – it is not. There are plenty of Toyotas and Lexus, a few Cadillacs, some very fine hotels and homes, and a lot of building going on. There are new school buildings all around town (Pol Pot destroyed schools, so they all had to be rebuilt). The airport is beautiful, and unique in that there are no walls. Security is provided by – a moat!

So, without further ado, here is my way of spending 100 bucks in Phnom Penh:

Take a walk around Wat Phnom :$0

Walk down Sisowath Cay and see the juncture of the Tonle Sap and Mekong Rivers:$0

Buy a bottle of water from a street kid (make sure its factory sealed):$1

Practice english with every kid that comes up to you.  Here is the routine:

Hello!  What's your name?  My name is < >? Where do you come from?  How old are you?  I am < >.  Then do the same thing with the kid next to him.

Hire a TukTuk driver to drive you around town for the rest of the day:$20


Visit the Toul Sleng Genocide museum:$5 (2 for entrance, 3 for guidebook)



Visit the Choeung Ek “Killing Fields”:$3





Stop at the Cambodia Light Children’s Center (orphanage). Take a tour. Hop back into your TukTuk and go to the local market. Let your guide pick out the things that the kids need. On this trip we purchased:



Toothpaste

Toothbrushes

Diapers

Soap

Antibiotic cream

Shampoo

Rice

Fruit

A couple of small toys and hair thingies for the girls

For 73 children, the bill was $70, the experience was priceless.





You might have one dollar left. Give it to someone who needs it.


It will take several generations for this country to recover from the evils of the KR. As “Rat” said earlier this week, “If you kill all the smart ones, only the stupid ones are left.” Those were his words, I might have padded them a bit.


Now, here I sit in opulent luxury in what is probably the finest hotel room I’ve ever stayed in. The contrast is hard to deal with. Genocide is bad enough, but now is now and the future is in the hands of those kids living in that squalid sewer they call an orphanage. This profound experience could be a life-changer, definitely way up on my ‘world experience’ list… but I have spent my last emotion for today.





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Land of Contrasts

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

"Rat" picked me up promptly at nine, and off we went to explore the Angkor complex.  I was surprised at how similar the carvings are to Mayan ruins, and the subject matter to the Egyptian ruins.  Ther is always a lot of conquering going on.  Every asian culture also has their own take on the Monkey King, I think you have to be born with it.

The many temples are in various states of repair, some being well restored, and some being piles of rocks spread out on the ground.  One temple, the western Bayon, is in pieces and will likely never be restored, as Pol Pot detroyed the charts when the temple was dismantled, so there is no way to know how the thing goes back together.

We spent that day scrambling up and down steep rock staircases and visitng the elephant terrace, the leper king (at first I though "Rat" called him the leopard king, until I saw he had no fingers), and basically getting in a good cardio workout.


That evening, we all went to a dinner show featuring Aspara dancers, the traditional dance of Cambodia.


The following day, we went back to Angkor Park and, after driving through a family of monkeys, did a bit more temple-scrambling.  We saw the "Tomb Raider" temple as well.  Then, we went off to take a balloon ride.  The balloon is to the west of Angkor Park, and affords a wonderful view of the Angkor Wat (Temple City).  Around the temple grounds are simple farmers, picking rice in their fields.

After all this rock climbing, we all went for a Cambodian massage (one hour, US$8).  It put Roy to sleep.






Today is Wednesday, December 9.  I stayed in this morning, but in the afternoon, Pedro and I took a boat ride out to the floating village.  These villages are all built on things that float -- not necessarily boats or barges, but whatever will float.  These are impoverished people, yes, but with an amazing sense of community.  They migrate as a group to wherever the water is at the right level.  This is a constant process on the Tonle Sap (tun-LAY sop) lake, which rises and falls a good 18 feet each year.  Cambodia is literally the flood plain of Indochina.

I rather felt as if I was driving through people's backyards.  Here they were, doing the things that we would consider private, and we had full visual access to their living rooms, bedrooms, and kitchens.  The kids playing out back, were clothed and unclothed, playing catch with a large water bottle as they paddled around in their buckets (see picture).  We stopped for lunch at the fish market.  Not the fish market you think of -- this one raised the fish, killed the fish, and cooked the fish while you waited.

We returned to the hotel, and it was time to grab my bags and head to the airport.  Many thanks to our wonderful guide, Mr. Phin Sophrathat, who catered to our every request, honestly and professionally.

Now, off to Phenom Penh.

Get your Motor Runnin', Head Out on the Highway...

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Made it to Siem Reap just fine.  Someone told me that there would be a lot of paperwork to get a Cambodian visa.  They were right.  A very odd system they have, of passing the passport down the line, about ten people look at it and you pick it up at the other end.  I suppose its a make-work project, but everyone's got to eat.

OK, so I made my way out of the pleasant airport, where my driver/guide was supposed to meet me.  "Has anyone seen Mr. Sophrarhat"? I asked in my best Khmer accent (yeah right).

"Te," the answer, the Khmer word for no.

I did not expect this adventure to start so soon.

I tried calling Mr. Sophrarhat, but was unable to get the phone to work.  So, I waited.  And waited.

Finally, I decided to arrange my own transportation -- what the heck, its only US $2 to my resort.

Nit, the driver, walked up and grabbed one of my bags.  "Follow me, suh," and we went past the cabs...

and past the tuk tuks...

and past the motos..

wait a minute, there only motorcycles out here!  Two-wheeled motorcycles!  What does this mean?!

"Here we arhh, suhh, please to get on?"

Gulp.

Well, heck, I came to Cambodia for adventure, so here's the cosmic surprise.  I strapped on my backpack, Nit stored my Bishop O'Dowd bag, and off we went into Siem Reap on a motorcycle.  Interesting that they make the drivers wear helmets, but nothing for the passengers...



Well, I'm still here to write about it, and it was a great adventure indeed.  I took video of the entire trip, and will post when I condense it down a bit.

Ironically, when I finally got back on my own two feet, I promptly took a header, tripping over the raised threshold of the resort's lobby.
Born to be Wild...

Excuse suh, Come Takaluuk

Patpong street in the Silom district is always a fun place to visit after dark, when the night market springs to exhuberant life full of calls and shouts and the sound and smell of money changing hands. Shoppers seeking legitimacy might rather shop elsewhere, you will not find a Polo shirt here that has ever been near Ralph Lauren, or a Tag Hauer that has ever been near Switzerland. It really is all good fun; the money helps the people in town feed their families, and the tourist gets a cheap souvenier and more than that, a great experience.



The King is now 82. He is in the hospital. He did not miss his December 5th birthday party, however, and came out of bed for a brief visit and short speech. The people love their king. As we approached the Silom end of Patpong, we saw hundreds of people holding candles in front of a massive photo of His Majesty (and the local McDonalds), all chanting and singing national anthems. We were handed candles and “a light”, and stood with the crowd for about 20 minutes while they went through this yearly ritual. Cabs and TukTuks stopped on the streets; people were getting out of cabs and standing in the streets with their lighted candles. I offer no judgment here – I simply found it interesting and a diversion from the routine, if there is such a thing as routine Bangkok.





It is interesting, though, that in this morning’s op-ed pages of the Bangkok Times, one editor was chiding the Thai people, saying that it was time that they become a little less obeidient and a little more pesky, like the Americans who will even sue their own parents! “Its necessary for the development of democracy!", he wrote.

I am now in the bangkok airport, waiting for my flight to Siem Reap, Cambodia. Twenty years ago, one could not imagine getting around the world as easily as we do now. Air travel around the world has become standardized by technology, and that’s a good thing.

More from Siem Reap later…

Delighting in Chaos

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Bangkok is a dirty, disorganized, crowded, noisy, smelly, bustling, exciting, surprising, fragrant, wonderful, world-class city of about 11 million people.  If you have never been here, it should be on your must see list; if you have been here, it is probably on your must see again list.

The key to enjoying Thiland is to not take anything too seriously.  The Thai have a saying, "mi pen rai", which means "it doesn't really matter".  They are also big on manners, so politeness counts.  Simply allow yourself to be charmed by the beautful temples, world-class shopping, vibrant nightlife, and scenes that you will not find anywhere else.


I have been here before.  I have seen every major buddah in every major wat, made from every major malleable material, in every major polite pose.  I chose to spend my one day layover at the Damnoen Saduak floating market.  Although this market is 2 hours outside of Bangkok, it is well worth the trip and is a unique experience.  Yes, it is touristy.  But that's OK.  You cannot take a bad photograph in this waterlogged Safeway (see photos in the gallery).

We also visited a small elephant park, took a ride on a long-tailed boat (see video bar), and visited a teak carving factory.  Tonight, we will visit Patpong shopping street and thend rest to prepare for my departure to Cambodia tomorrow.  The real adventure will soon begin.



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Random Thought,,,

Friday, December 4, 2009

Thai Airways... where else could you get a tuna, corn and mango sandwich?

Life is a Cabaret

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Ok, well, I thought I was going to write about something very exotic today.  I even had the title written beforehand, L-O-L-A Lola...

We went to the "world famous" Simon Cabaret last night.  This is an extravigant, vegas-style (and Vegas quality) stage show.  The music caters to the visitors from around the world: Koreans, Indians, Middle-Easterners, Chinese and Japanese, and of course, Americans.  The dance numbers were extravigant and exellently executed.  The lip synching was the best I'd ever seen, and there were more feathers than a henhouse.  I could not take video, but there is a You-Tube video out there at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qel4U0nmQOI you must watrch it!

Lip-synching?  Why lip synching?  Because these performers, no matter what costume, all had a Y chromosme.

Everyone knows that Thiland has a famous subculture known locally as the Katoy.  These are the famous "lady-boys" of Thailand.  There is novelty in seeing a drag show of course, but the quality of this show is so superior that you soon forget all about gender-bending and get into the show for its entertainment value.  I think more than anything, I came out with a greater appreciation of the diversity and creativity of human beings from all cultures.  Make reservations, this show is packed for two performances nightly.

After dinner, we hobbled over to one of the bar and entertainment alleys.  Bars line both sides of the street, and people of all types wander up and down.  Street vendors sell everything from karaoke music to toys to hats to, well, themselves.  I did take a video of an imprompteu street performance which I will post later-- you will see a gaggle of male prostitues in the background in black tee shirts and white shorts, watching the performance.  This is all part of Thai nightlife, and while legitimate here, it is one of the unfortunate truths about econnomics in this part of the world.

Winking Fish

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I really do enjoy visitng developing countries.  It's quite interesting how the older generations cling doggedly to their culture and traditions, while the younger generations seek out ways to "improve" their quality of life.  There's always a lot of building activity, a lot of infrastructure investment, a lot of new money.

And it always seems that the development is happenening right outside my bedroom window.  Jackhammers, drills, and nail guns are not conducive to the vacationer's requisite afternoon nap.

We walked down Patong road last night, looking for a quick bite to eat.  Massage must be one of the top ten income-producing ventures here in Patong.  We passed several dozen day spas, their massuses sitting out on the sidwwalk, gently grabbing your arm and presenting you with a list of potential services.  "Sawadsee khraaaab, papi", they say in their high pitched, nasally voices.  I have no reason to believe that these are anything but legitimate massages; I cannot see anything erotic about a fish foot massage, where you dunk your feet into a vat full of fish and they swim around and, I dunno, tickle you?  Anything for a buck.


We ended up at a restaurant that had a variety of items on the menu, many of them Thai, but also some American and European food, like Chicken Gordon Blue.  The attraction was a huge iceberg out front on the street, covered with seafood so fresh that I swear the fish winked at me (Ok, I know that fish don't wink, but you should see them wiggle their ears).  I had no idea that prawns could get so large; and squid and lobster, all sold by the kilo.  Actually, I stuck with the chicken in chili and basil, which is one of my favorite Thai dishes.  Very good.  The menu, interestingly, was in Thai, English, and Arabic, and the music was definitely middle-easter--another hint that we are closer to Kuala Lumpur than to Bangkok.

So now these 5 old, stuffed 'papis' are looking for something to do.  We did what we know best: back to the hotel, have a nightcap, and off to bed.  So go the plans of partying all night long.  Maybe tonight.

Patong Beach

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

I didn't realize there were this many chaise lounges in the entire world.

As far as the eye can see, up and down the beach, there are rows and rows of umbrella-covered beach chairs.  It's quiet here right now, but I can't imagine what it must be like when the Europeans flood the place.

Watch out for tourists on motor-scooters.  You can rent them here, but I think you must have a little dare-devil in you to actually get out in this traffic on a two-wheeler.  Another oddity -- while most of the streets are left-hand-drive, (like Britain), SOME of teh streets are right-hand-drive (like the US)... I haven't seen the sign that tells you which one is which.  Glad most things are within walking distance!


SO I'm sitting at the beach watching people play in the water (including this one topless woman), and suddenly, a local cleric begins a muslim call to prayer.  I hadn't realized that Islam was so prevalent here, but in fact I had read somewhere that Southern Thailand has a larger percentage of Muslims, and after all we are only a stone's throw from Malaysia, which is primarily Muslim.  Interesting.











And now, for the icon of the day:






a tale of two airports

NO matter how you slice it, 24 hours in a plane is a long time. We finally arrived in Phuket, Thailand, on Tuesday afternoon. The Thai people are some of the most gracious and friendly people on earth, I am constantly charmed by the quaint "sawasdee", accompanied by the traditional wai movement (hands gently together as in prayer, slight head bow).  You can almost hear the gong go off in the background.

Hong Kong airport is like visiting an expensive, upscale shopping mall.  Every designer is represented.  There is a food court.  The terminals are wide, spacious, and about a half-mile long.

Bangkok airport (Suvarnabhumi - Thai words are hard for westerners), is, well, brand new, well organized and signed, but really looks like soemthing Cirque du Soleil would put up in a parking lot -- a "big top" as it were.  Walking around is more like being inside a giant cocoon.  Its not my taste, but it does make a statement.  Thailand is challenging China for leadership in the Indochinese region.

We haven't really been here in the daylight yet, so I can't report much about Phuket.  I can tell you that driving here is not for the faint of heart -- your typical developing country chaos  When we arrived, a major storm came sweeping through,, so last night was dinner and bed.  The rooms here at the Sea Patong hotel are beautifully done, minimalist, modern Asian design.  It will be hot and humid here today.  There is some tropical bird outside on the balcony, making sure I don't fall back asleep... Today I will pull out the cameras and try and capture some visuals...

Sawasdee!